Oh God. What has the world come to. If America’s most beloved blonde can’t get away with breaking the law, who can?I just don’t understand. Hasn’t everyone got in their car and driven home drunk? Then afterwards, failed to abide by the judges ruling after you were caught? I mean, come on, who hasn’t forgot that their license was suspended?Who hasn’t forgotten that they were supposed to enroll in an alcohol education class? What kind of message is this judge trying to send to the young women of america, that you can’t just be rich and good looking and get away with it? I am outraged! Maybe we should start a commitee. We can call it the PRATLAW (Pretty Rich and Above The LAW) committee… Women of America, unite!!
I hope this is a reality check for the hotel heiress. I really do. You can only play the dumb card for so long before you have to take responsibility. This might be good for her. Hey, maybe she can even start her own reality show from inside the prison, and maybe call it the simple life … of the Los Angles county womens correction facility. Good luck Ms. Hilton. Whatever you do, bring liquid soap…
Sanitary or not, this was the best idea Sheryl Crow has contributed to the fight against global warming.
Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.
The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.
She later stated,
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
“I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming,”
Ok, before we all sit here and try to explain the mechanics of that, lets back up to the real issue here, being that she spent the better part of a TOUR thinking up practical ways to solve global warming. That is a noble effort in my opinion. But I personally would rather figure out a great air conditioning system for my house than be reduced to that, and MAYBE save 6 trees in my entire lifetime. And isn’t it true that every time a paper company cuts down a tree to use it to make any kind of paper, they legally have to plant another one? Are global warming activists the only ones who realize that if we use all of the earths resources without replacing them, we’ll run out?? Lets give paper makers more credit than that, rather than just assuming that they’re takers. If I figure out a way to do this cleanly, I’ll let you know, but I really, really don’t think its gonna happen, or that I’ll even try.